part 1 of chapter 1

Dear Editor,

I’m a big fan of Naturalist Magazine and I have a story that might be interesting to you. Maybe your readers will learn something from what I know.

There was a little boy named Harrison, who had to write what his goal in life was so Harrison wasn’t some guy who’s goals were realistic . He wrote “My goal in life is to teach monkeys how to fly”. So he hands in his essay, and then the teacher collects it. Mr. Bakso, his teacher, says “I want the actual experiment formed on Friday afternoon with procedures hypothesis and a conclusion. Harrison was so mortified his body froze as though he came out of a refrigerator.

“T-tt –e –st it” he said.

But the teacher merely said, “ Class dismissed."

You remembered when I told you Harrison was strange? Let me elaborate. He liked to touch trucks as a small child. He hates cold weather and he lives in the coldest region on Earth and his favorite of entertainment include watching Hindi movies while eating Indian food and drinking Fanta. At one point he proved to be a hero when he saved a innocent man from a chair without having to alert the police he wasn’t even scared. But his final skit for English class was so epic he got a 101% aka THE EPIC LOVE SCENE.

“Gimme the money” said Harrison “I love the money and I can’t be separated from it any longer"

So getting back to the story , The next day at school, after watching a marathon crossover between and Sare Gama Pa and Batman Beyond, he plays tennis in gym. He's winning all of his games when some pretty looking girl comes up to the gym teacher and asks,

“ Is there a Mr. Harrison in this class?”

Unfortunately Harrison does not have time to play the sneaky game because he is instantly mesmerized by her but was completely confused when she led him to the principal’s office he sees his mother, his father who was scratching his head, also completely confused. Then there's his principal, vice principal, and last but not least the police. Now Harrison was a silly kid but he wasn’t dangerous so he wondered what he could have done to land himself in a situation like this. But with a kid like Harrison, life is never normal. The vice principal was asking, Do you get stressed in school, honey? Do people pick on you? The principal accused him of being a terrorist.

Harrison was wondering why these people were accusing him of something they couldn't quite define themselves? This was very, very curious.

Dear Editor, intro.

Hi. This is the site of my NaNo 2009. It's called "Dear Editor". It's a story about a boy who writes the editor of a naturalist magazine about how he teaches monkeys how to fly after he tells his teacher that his lifetime goal is to make monkeys airborne.